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PAPAL INDULGENCE CATALOG
Now offering absolution for more sins then ever before
Bulk discounts available


MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL

Welcome to the Vatican's new on-line indulgence market.

Due to increased demand, we have recently expanded our offerings. We can now supply guaranteed eternal life through our Lord's merciful forgiveness of a wide variety of original sin, pending receipt of your tribute. The mercy of our Lord is boundless.

Acceptable forms of payment are Visa, Mastercard, and PayPal. Payment may be rendered in US dollars or Euro. Personal checks will not be accepted. Also, be sure to visit our retail store.

Please keep in mind that the on-line indulgence market may be slow due to high server load; please, be patient.

To help better serve the faithful, please select the nature of your sin below.

I have committed a sin. If you need help determing what kind of sin you have committed, contact your local religious authorities or mail our support desk.

I seek absolution.

I am purchasing an indulgence for .

My sin involves: (check all that apply)
Slander Blasphemy Sloth Idleness Gluttony Masterbation Vanity
Pride Greed Lust Self-filatio Contraception Betrayal Sowing discord
Idolatry Murder Disobedience Heresy Sodomy Graft Simony
Accounting Insider trading Mayhem Red Neck Sins Flattery Alchemy Treason
Lost innocence Breaking Sabbath Breaking Wind Theft Perjury Coveting Incontinence
Brutishness Malice Vice Anger Nun Lust Adultery Corruption
First stone casting Bad Singing Usury Pandering Seduction Hypocrisy Evil counsel
Corporate Excess Corpulence Dishonesty Conspiracy Wanton abandon Delusion Stuff

I have committed my sin with, against, or in collusion with: (check all that apply)
Myself Friends Kin God Jesus Christ Holy Ghost Trinity
Parents False gods Children Animals Lucifer Demons Clergy
Women Men Protestants Jews Genitals Pagans Sinners
Nuns Random victims Whores Programmers Lepers Cripples Elderly

If you have any other evidence to present that may influence the calculation of the required tribute to secure your salvation, please briefly describe here.
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Privacy policy. The administration of the Holy See will not disclose under any circumstances the identity of the sinners who purchase indulgences, except in direct communication with the Lord our God through prayer. However, aggregate data regarding trends in indulgence sales may be made available to investors by our quarterly report.

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