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	I have committed a cardinal fornicational venal mortal unspeakable sin. If you need help determing what kind of sin you have committed, contact your local religious authorities or mail our support desk.
	I seek complete conditional unconditional partial absolution.
	I am purchasing an indulgence for myself my boss the president of my country my company or organization.
	My sin involves: (check all that apply) Slander Blasphemy Sloth Idleness Gluttony Masterbation Vanity Pride Greed Lust Self-filatio Contraception Betrayal Sowing discord Idolatry Murder Disobedience Heresy Sodomy Graft Simony Accounting Insider trading Mayhem Red Neck Sins Flattery Alchemy Treason Lost innocence Breaking Sabbath Breaking Wind Theft Perjury Coveting Incontinence Brutishness Malice Vice Anger Nun Lust Adultery Corruption First stone casting Bad Singing Usury Pandering Seduction Hypocrisy Evil counsel Corporate Excess Corpulence Dishonesty Conspiracy Wanton abandon Delusion Stuff
	I have committed my sin with, against, or in collusion with: (check all that apply) Myself Friends Kin God Jesus Christ Holy Ghost Trinity Parents False gods Children Animals Lucifer Demons Clergy Women Men Protestants Jews Genitals Pagans Sinners Nuns Random victims Whores Programmers Lepers Cripples Elderly
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